September 4, 2006: A stingray, hired by the South Bavarian Seperatist movement pierces Steve Irwin's chest, killing him within minutes.  "The South Bavarian Seperatists have always hated Irwin," Says Charles Quinton, a Cleveland scientist, "but no one ever expected this." Ten minutes after Irwin is pronounced dead, the whole island of Maui is on lockdown. "We're not entirely sure why Maui," says Algerian army general, "but we had a hunch the Bavarians had a base of operations there. At least we acted quickly. I mean come on, ten minutes!? That's fast!" Another ten minutes later, and riots fill the streets of Poland. Since the riots started, 665 people have been reported dead, and another wounded, who is expected to die within 5 minutes. "No one really knew how much of an impact Irwin had on us... untill he died," says expert Jack Richards, "I guess he was the one thing holding us all together." Now that Australia has no more ties to the world, they have announced war on the rest of the world. France surrenders. Experts are now saying that there is only a matter of days before global warming enters the picture. The world needs hero more than ever, and Jeff Corwin just doesn't cut it.  | 
